Not much new with me I guess. That screaming twerp is still around, so I'm starting to think she isn't going anywhere. She is also quickly gaining some size, and is probably bigger than I am now. Although, once again my owners feel the need to hold her for every whimper and make me do all the work for attention.

Ok here's a question to all of you humans. How would you like it if after you take a bath I would come up and roll all over you? I will let you know when I am "In the mood", and touching me with your grubby hands after, or even during one of my many baths is not appreciated.

On a more positive note, I have been getting more and more attention and visitors. I'm not sure if it's because of my blog, or if it's me forcing myself upon them. Either way I'll take it.

I haven't seen the "Guy with the green hat" in quite a while. Last time I saw him he was actually pretty cool. He didn't rub me so hard my bones hurt either so maybe he's learning.

Any advice on how to "Take Care" of daddy please let me know. I've now tried those annoying toy balls at the base of the steps or in their main walkways, but he just kicks them around.

A meow for everyone and the new President. Hey Obama, why don't you get a cat buddy?
Lancey

Nothing to lose my fur about

Well,
This new little creature is something to reckon with. In fact it's gone gradually from a quiet little thing, to a screaming squirt. In fact she has rudely woke me from one of my 30 catnips many times, and I fear it will only get worse.
Daddy likes to crack the joke " You can lift a paw every now and then" but he doesn't realize I would if I actually WANTED to. Just like if I wanted to cover up my poops with kitty litter, I would. They just don't ge it.
Luckily, they still tend to pity me.
I left a bunch of papers and bills from the dining room table on the floor last night hoping daddy would slip on them. It didn't work once again.
Well, if I see any of you soon, you better come pet me. I'll take all the attention I can get...
Many Meows to all
- Lancey

My 1st Blog

Well, the 1st 3 weeks are over but I still seem to be at a loss. Things clearly aren't the same anymore. Now, rather than getting regular and long rub-downs from Man and Woman, it's become a casual "Hey Lancey" as they zip by me.
There is clearly a new creature in town, and I am definitely losing the battle for attention. She can cry louder than me, has access to the bedrooms which I am no longer allowed in, and she gets spoon fed and cleaned up with no insults like " You stink Lancey, cover up your crap!" I've smelt my crap and trust me, you wouldn't want to take the time to "Cover" it up either.
Funny, I can cry and scream for more food and attention and they will just laugh at me. She cries and they run around with their heads chopped off.
I set a trap for daddy the other night. Unfortunately my fishing pole rope wasn't strong enough for his skinny ass legs. I had wrapped tightly around the chair and the mouse on the other end was the anchor.
Next time I will get them! For now I will continue lounging around, crying for attention, and slowly taking back over. I've already conquered her new blanket, and the dining room table.
More later, many Meows to all...
Lancey Meyers