Six weeks down

Well, Well, Well.
6 weeks down since the hostile takeover, and it's some sort of Alpha Male holiday the Super Bowl or something today. I guess it's this silly game where men chase each other around and tumble and roll around with each other on the ground for a while. Guess what people, get a camera to the barn where I grew up!! I'd play with my family the same way all the time, plus we used our claws. That is an uncensored sporting event, if you ask me.

I guess the big deal is all these commercials during it. They have things like animals who dance, hot women, and talking babies!! Are you kidding me, talking babies!! Like that would ever happen, come on. You people are so easily amused.

I may have to forgive daddy and move on my attempts to take out mommy now. Not only does she complain about my poop smelling so bad, she'll complain and won't even change it. At least daddy " Mans up" and does it once a month or so...

Last week some time, actually it was 15:45 pm on Tuesday afternoon, she took me to that place again. It has the bright lights, weird smell, and a bunch of obnoxious barking dogs.

I wait for a special cat rub down, or a fur cleaning, and then they rip me out of my cage, and stick something in my rear!!! Oh my God! This is like the 5Th time this has happened now, and MOMMY IS THE REASON! She is always the one who suggests it.
"I think Lancey's glands are full again." she'll say, and then I'm at the place.
They are just looking to make a buck by sticking things inside of me. I know better. I don't have to lick down there as much lately though, weird huh?

She is also trying to remove me from my new spot, the table. She'll scold me and toss me off, once I was half asleep and landed on my head!! What would they do if they were outside trying to get a sun bath and all of a sudden I moved my cat head right in front of the big sun? Would they enjoy that?
Anyhow, enough for now I guess.

Meows to all- Lancey